The mokey and the cat's
There were two cats they brought a cake and decide to have half half. Both of them agreed. Then one cat cut the cake in half, but another one said no half is your bigger and mine smaller, they started fighting.
Then the monkey came and ask, "why are you fighting?", then they said all the story. Then monkey said, "I have a solution on it". The cats were happy and ask what the solution is. Monkey replied, "I will eat the cake which is more to then it will be equal" both the cats agreed.
Then monkey ate the little piece from the bigger one, now the smaller one became big, so he ate that, and by doing this way he finishes the whole cake, and both the cats didn't eat one bite also.
Moral: When two people fight, third one gains.
